fuckyeahvideogameobservations:
Henry puts a lot of effort into checking doors.
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
I wanna watch that show!
No you don't.
Yeah I do
You don't even know what its about Audrey.
Yeah I DO
What's it about?
A ...criminal.
ONE: Thou shalt not take the crisis/climax out of the protagnist’s hands. The anti-deus ex machina commandment. No Surprises!
TWO: Thou shalt not make life easy for the protagonist. Nothing progresses in a story, except through conflict. And not just physical…