thedaggers13

vital-dust:

At the zombie dance, here’s Ben and Betty
They tap their toes, but they don’t get sweaty
They don’t give a damn, they’re done dead already

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

They do the boogaloo at the zombie hall
They write “BORN TO LOSE” on zombie restroom wall
The kinda life they choose ain’t life at all

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

Everybody calm down, nobody blow their cool
Nobody hang around, zombie dancing school
They do the swim face down in the zombie pool

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

thedaggers13

vital-dust:

At the zombie dance, here’s Ben and Betty
They tap their toes, but they don’t get sweaty
They don’t give a damn, they’re done dead already

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

They do the boogaloo at the zombie hall
They write “BORN TO LOSE” on zombie restroom wall
The kinda life they choose ain’t life at all

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

Everybody calm down, nobody blow their cool
Nobody hang around, zombie dancing school
They do the swim face down in the zombie pool

At the zombie dance, nobody moves
They tap their toes, yeah, wiggle their ears 
To get in the groove

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Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

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Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

Some of these are straight up stupid. Is no one gonna comment how that laundry basket has holes in it? And they’re suggesting to fill those up with water? Are you fucking kidding me I thought that was a joke.

tf are you retarted? They’re still gonna be in the bath tub it’s just so the toys don’t float everywhere.